Please Do Not try any of the things you see on this web site as they are very Dangerous and Guy is a Silly Billy. Please Do Not attempt to contact Guy on the address below and inform him of any Muddy or Watery areas
By the way, under major construction at the moment so please come back soon.

Up-dated 10-02-05



Toyota launch new radical 4x4's.

On the school run some mothers said they where OK, but struggle getting the push chairs up the ladder while other motorist's grew impatient when these two Toyota owners tried to get under the 6 ft barrier in Sainsbury's car park     

Sadly we had to say goodbye to the Discovery, but look at what has taken her place

News of Flooding nr Dorking, Guy and his team of DI's (depth investigators) are flown in from Shepperton.

Do Yer Like Getting Dirty, Do Yer Like The Feel of Oil n Rubber n Getting all Moist.
Then You Wanna Join

Do Not Try This at Home
It makes a mess on the carpet and mummy gets pissed off

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